We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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