Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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