The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
