This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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