It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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