she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I need to sanitize my soul.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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