It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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