dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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