I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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