So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
