it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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