glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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