the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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