check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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