you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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