Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You don't make any sense
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