dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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