I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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