GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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