Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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