I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Randomize
