Hey man sorry I got all grabby
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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