So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wish life had little blips of pornography
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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