We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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