i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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