Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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