is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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