Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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