I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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