I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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