My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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