ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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