I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I made him laugh his dick is mine
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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