office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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