You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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