I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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