I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
