Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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