Cold hands, warm shart.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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