this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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