Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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