i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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