I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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