My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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