Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I wear drunk well.
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