You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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