biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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