Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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