dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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