I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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