So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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