This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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