Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
my poor anus
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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