I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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