Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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