R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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