I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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