We got so high we made milksteak
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize