Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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